Author: ChaosEmeralds7
Length: 03:24
Okay, this is a little less laggy than the last one. Here's hoping it works well. Credits are at the end of the video, I take no credit whatsoever, etc.I haven't had the pleasure of playing portal (my computer kinda sucks, so I can't play any good PC games.) But my friend is a big fan of it, so I get all the jokes. From what he tells me, this video fits perfectly! XDThis was the new "Comic" on http://www.vgcats.com on 12/7/07Lyrics:This was a triumph!I'm making a note here:"HUGE SUCCESS!!"It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Aperture Science;We do what we must, because we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense crying over every mistake.You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.And the science gets done,and you make a neat gunfor the people who are still alive.I'm not even angry...I'm being so sincere right now - Even though you broke my heart,and killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.As they burned it hurt becauseI was so happy for you!Now, these points of datamake a beautiful line.And we're out of BETA.We're releasing on time!So I'm GLaD I got burned -Think of all the things we learned -for the people who arestill alive.(Go ahead and leave me...)(I think I'd prefer to stay inside...)(Maybe you'll find someone elseto help you?)Maybe Black Mesa?That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!Anyway this cake is great!It's so delicious and moist!Look at me; still talkingwhen there's science to do!When I look out there,it makes me GLaD I'm not you.I've experiments to run.There is research to be done,on the people who arestill alive.And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing science and I'mstill alive.I feel fantastic and I'mstill alive.While you're dying I'll bestill alive.And when you're dead I will bestill alive.Still alive.Still alive.